What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 01:32

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
No way
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How to reduce your risk of melanoma and other skin cancers - KSLTV.com
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Solar Storms Are Pushing Elon Musk’s Satellites Back to Earth - Gizmodo
Loons and Moons
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Common daily vitamin could slow biological aging, major study suggests - AOL.com
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Mario Kart World tech analysis, including frame rate and resolution - Nintendo Everything
Unacceptable again!
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No, not a chance
Why do men like low maintenance women?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Tesla’s head of Optimus humanoid robot leaves the ‘$25 trillion’ product behind - Electrek
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts