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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Why does my cat get anxious during loud noises like thunderstorms or firework displays? Is this a common behavior for cats, and is there a way to help them cope with it?

No way

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How to reduce your risk of melanoma and other skin cancers - KSLTV.com

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Ultimate NBA summer trade guide: 100 players, split into 11 tiers, who could be dealt during 2025 offseason - CBS Sports

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Solar Storms Are Pushing Elon Musk’s Satellites Back to Earth - Gizmodo

Loons and Moons

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Relocating to Sweden to save money. I got a job offer of 47000SEK before tax, visas sponsored for my wife & my mother (with a laryngectomy). My wife, a general medicine graduate, wants to specialize in Sweden. Can we live well and save 4000€ monthly?

Just Forget it!

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

What is the most popular boat rental service in Pompano Beach for birthday parties or special events?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Common daily vitamin could slow biological aging, major study suggests - AOL.com

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Mario Kart World tech analysis, including frame rate and resolution - Nintendo Everything

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Why do men like low maintenance women?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Tesla’s head of Optimus humanoid robot leaves the ‘$25 trillion’ product behind - Electrek

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.